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Gretl Theimer was an Austrian actress.
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{"type":"general","setup":"What does a pirate pay for his corn?","punchline":"A buccaneer!","id":235}
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Ntambanana Local Municipality was a local municipality within the uThungulu District of KwaZulu-Natal in South Africa. In 2016, the municipality was dissolved and its territory divided between Mthonjaneni Local Municipality, uMhlathuze Local Municipality and uMfolozi Local Municipality.
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