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Giuseppe D'Urso is a former Italian 800 metres runner, vice-world champion in 1993.
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Jean Papineau-Couture, was a Canadian composer and academic.
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Dully is a municipality in the district of Nyon in the canton of Vaud in Switzerland.
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